World Domination for Dumbies `Jasper & Cullens`

[erin]

Things had been stressful in Emmett’s world. Rosalie was still suffering as a result of Bella’s presence. The human’s effect on his wife hurt him to a great extent. He felt so helpless in the situation. Rosalie felt threatened. At least, Emmett believed she felt that way. This put Emmett between a rock and a hard place. He knew he wasn’t being as sensitive as he probably should be. Bella already felt like a sister to him. He could not take her opinion as her own on this one. This was begin to cause friction in their relationship, but Emmett would neve rbe the one to admit that.

Now with Jane’s addition to the family tree, things were really on edge. Emmett could not sit around and watch tension build without his own attempt to lift some stress. This idea of his had kept him in his room for several hours. In fact, Emmett had spent his entire evening and early morning on this scheme. It was silly. I was very dumb. It was exactly what Emmett had wanted. Things were almost complete.

Within his room, he began to prepare to make his grand enterance. He was stopping at nothing to make this a success. He began to dress himself in the items he purchased at the local toy store. Thick-rimmed glasses were slipped onto his dimpled face. A vibrant red cape with a fake super hero emblem was tied about his neck. Overalls covered his legs and large chest. One stop remained unclasped, and his pant legs were rolled up above his knees (unevenly, of course). Looking into a small mirror, Emmett seemed pleased. The look had come together quite nicely. Even the hair barette he had ‘borrowed’ from Alice sparkled brilliantly from its place on his head.

A smirk crossed his face as his eyes moved to the glimmering notebook on his desk. This had been his major project. The title read: “World Domination for Dumbies Sparknote Edition”. Sequins and highlighter served as the medium for his cover page. Inside this novel of a book, random pictures and instructions were written in a slopy handwritting. On page one a giant picture of a bannanna read: “First, find the fruit.” A soft chuckle rummbled from his chest. It was about to begin.

Walking to his stereo, Emmett hit the play button. The final countdown blasted at the stereo’s highest capacity. Emmett took a few seconds to bask in the glory of his look, his book, and his theme music. ”Time for world domination!” His booming voice could have rattled the house. With those words, he took off out of his room down the steps and into the kitchen. He knew his test subjects would be waiting there. Let the show begin!

[jasperhale]

It truly was a quiet day.If this were a normal house with a normal family , they would all enjoy the peace and quiet , as if it were all normal.Yup.Everything was normal for normal people.But this was the Cullens.Which meant quiet meant something either evil or completely weird was about to happen.Until that happened , Jasper was going to enjoy the peace.

Emmett was upstairs in his room doing god knows what.Carlisle was working at the hospital and Edward was most likely with Bella.Jasper had no idea where the rest of his family was.
He sighed to himself , looking around the room for something to do.His eyes locked on a copy of Romeo and Juliet that someone had left laying about.Jasper slowly picked it up , his eyes scanning the pages briefly.It had been left at the part where Romeo was confessing his undying love for Juliet.It was the only part Jasper had ever liked of the story , except for when they all died.

Jasper sat down , starting to get into the story.Five minutes later and he was almost done.It was quite relaxing , and Jasper had started to let his guard down.Nothing bad had come from the peace so far...

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

That's pretty much the peace gone."EMMETT!"Jasper yelled . It had to happen when he'd finally been able to relax , didn't it?
Jasper angrily stood up and walked into the kitchen , muttering obscene things about Emmett along the way.
However , the anger slowly dissapeared when he saw Emmett.Jasper burst out laughing at how ridiculous he looked - yet surely something was going to happen now.There was no way that even Emmett thought this was a good look for him.

When Jasper finally stopped laughing a long time later , there was only one thing that he noticed."Right.Why are you wearing my wife's hair barette?"

[erin]

Jasper’s presence did not surprise Emmett. There was always someone in the kitchen. He found this rather ironic for the family had no need for the kitchen. With no need for food, Emmett found it to be even more ironic that a bountiful bowl of fruit always sat in the middle of the island. The irony of the situation was not Emmett’s concern at the moment, however. The fruit was the perfect piece of his pointless, ridiculous plan. Nothing about Jasper’s presence distracted Emmett for a second. Emmett was on a mission…to take over the world.

His usual booming voice was abandoned. In its place, Emmett took on a nasal tone that added to his nerdy character. ”Now let’s see…” With a flourish, he held the book far away from himself and above his eye level. Emmett squinted to read the words he had written himself. Slowly he began to read, ”Locate your soon to me minions.” A quick glance toward the island revealed that the poor, defenseless fruit were his minions of choice. ”Approach these items slowly for scaring them during this time would be detrimental to your cause.”

Emmett thrust the colorful book into his brother’s chest roughly. His free hand was placed on Jasper’s shoulder. A look of serious concentration met Jasper’s eyes as Emmett directed his words toward his brother. ”Sh…we must not scare the minions.” With that he began to creep toward the island. His large body tried to squeeze in on itself in order to seem smaller and less threatening. The steps he took all placed his weight on the balls of his feet alone. Emmett looked like an oversized cartoon character attempting to be sneaky.

[jasperhale]

Apparently , Emmett was taking all this very seriously.Whatever This happened to be..A colourful book was shoved unexpectedly into Jasper's chest , which seemed to be the cause of Emmett's new found insanity.

"World domination for dumbies sparknote edition."Jasper read aloud , staring down at the mass of sequins and highlighter ink.Even with vampiric level senses , Jasper couldn't read a single word on the inside pages. "You're going to try take over the world.Seriously?"He asked , not taking his eyes off the wierd notebook.
"And everyone thinks that Alice is the insane one in Our family.."Jasper muttered , before being stopped by Emmett , a burly hand being placed on his shoulder.

"Sh..We must not scare the minions."
Jasper glanced around the room.It was completely empty except for the two.Waves of seriousness and concentration were rolling of Emmett.Jasper sighed , before returning Emmett's gaze."Dude.What Minions?"

Wait a minute...Jasper looked around the kitchen again , his eyes finally settling on the bowl of fruit.He recalled the picture of the giant banana on the first page of Emmett's wierd book..

"You truly can't be serious , can you?The Fruit is your minions?!"